mileswalser:

Hey Friends! (Special big Hey to all of my newest followers!)

I’m making one last plug. This is my video for Write Bloody Publishing’s contest. I am one of 20 finalists who are all competing for a book deal (A REAL LIVE BOOK WITH A FACE AND SPINE AND TEETH AND EVERYTHING!) and for the video portion of the competition, my goal is to get as many “Like”s on youtube as possible.

So please, friends, if you haven’t had the chance yet, watch this video on youtube and click “Like”. Note: only “Like”s on YouTube count. Tumblr likes are awesome, but don’t forget to “Like” ON YOUTUBE.

Also, if you feel like reblogging this, that’d help me immensely.

This is the last day of the contest and the last time I’ll plug this. I, admittedly an incredibly self-deprecating person, am really proud of the work I did for this manuscript, and am especially proud of this poem. I hope you enjoy it.

Love and Adoration,
Miles.

pizzapartymajority:

julianahuxtable:

I WANT A PRESIDENT … ZOE LEONARD, 1992

If I could snap my fingers, I would.

crossbowsandwalkers:

221tea:

khaoskomix:

What the Fuck ever brownies

1 splash of baking powder
Enough flour to make as much cake as you want
Last of a tin of coco powder
Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in
Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour.

Mix it in a bowl.

Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in.
Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs.
Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made.
Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in.
Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in.
Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail.
Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray.
Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way too thick but too late now.
Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness.
Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path.
Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies.
When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait.

Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool.

Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly.

Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug.

Eat brownies.

this is literally the best recipe i have ever read in my life

petitetiaras:

An Arabian Nights slumber party … that Kuzco crashes.

closing:

english garden (by floresita)

theperfectblend:

Can’t wait to clean out a whole dresser drawer for these!! :D

best purchase i’ve made in a while and now i need more in all the colours.